St. Peter has a question…

Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, “I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven.”

He asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”

She answers, “That’s the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey.”

St. Peter says to the next blonde, “What is Easter?”

She answers, “That’s the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents.”

St. Peter asks the third blonde, “What is Easter?”

She says, “That’s when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock.”

“That’s right!” exclaims St. Peter.

“Then, once a year,” continues the third blonde, “we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter.”

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Pull Over!

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, and he started chasing after the speeder. When he got close, he saw that it was a woman who was knitting while driving.

The cop yelled, “Pull over!”

She shouted back, “No, it’s a sweater!”

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Question of image

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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